I do not know how in other lands, and we have in St. Petersburg in broadcast journalists has become a tradition has developed – on the eve of 23 February necessarily invite the broadcast of the doctor-andrology. Who knows – it is a doctor who treats men's disease. So Now, the other day at the Petersburg television played an andrologist. He began by boldly and constructively – gave practical advice to men who are threatened with dismissal. Doctor prescribed this poor guy before calling "on the carpet" drink. Why? And then, that the chief – also a man. He unpleasant fire a good employee.
His stress. And then the head sees a valuable professional drunk, and he immediately becomes easier. A dropout will feel humanist, an altruist and a benefactor. But after leaving the doctor does not recommend drinking. And there, too. The most effective remedy against stress and crisis, said the doctor – is hunger, cold and labor. (It occurred to me that this is not only medical fact, but also historical.
By this "medicine" – hunger, cold and felling – the people of our country's long been treated from the stresses of war and revolution. Seems to have found out that means it will not heal, and cripples – and here again we portrayed it as a panacea, and now by the global crisis ) to blame women, meanwhile, continued the doctor. They are nostalgic for their men, and it's bad for men's health. That women's nobody anywhere has spared – neither in the female consultation or in the hospital – and so they live longer than men. Bad is the wife who feeds her husband's home dinners, and panders to his idleness: from sloth and gluttony reduced levels of the male hormone testosterone, and there very dangerous metabolic syndrome. A good wife, the doctor said, should put the unemployed husband to starving and kicks kick out of the house – let finds a job in a factory or construction site, but at least the janitor. And while the spouse held responsible for your job interview trimmer or handyman, his wife let him be thrown out sofa. From the couch all evil. And anyway, the doctor said, the crisis came up with a woman. Because men are too lazy and . Not for nothing is now being called the pre-crisis era of great grub. With testosterone in men was not so good, so the women and sounded the alarm. Because the crisis. Crisis – he and idler from the sofa will raise, and glutton on a strict diet sit down, and all will be healthier. In general, I realized that the crisis man – the wolf. Orderly forest. After the speech, the doctor showed the following story. Corresponding acted as a street peddler and suggested that women choose a gift for beloved. Range was: a hammer (for the economic feats), apron (for exploits in the kitchen), the book "Kama Sutra" (large, with bright images), the rope and soap (well, that's all!) And the newspaper "Work" with ads about vacancies. The vast majority of women chose "Kama Sutra". "Why not? We do love our men! "- They said. So, friend, let's not throw out sofas! They have us on another occasion.